Wednesday, 1 July 2015
Thursday, 21 May 2015
Director:
Etan CohenWriters:
Jay Martel and Ian Roberts
release dates: 16 march 2015 -usa
27 march 2015 - uk
 | Will Ferrell |
James
|
 | Kevin Hart | |
 | Craig T. Nelson |
Martin
|
 | Alison Brie |
Alissa
|
 | Edwina Findley Dickerson |
Rita
|
 | Ariana Neal |
Makayla
|
 | Erick Chavarria |
Cecelio
|
 | T.I. |
Russell
|
 | Paul Ben-Victor |
Gayle
|
 | John Mayer |
Himself
|
 | Jon Eyez |
Big MIke
|
 | Nito Larioza |
Jaoa
|
 | Dan Bakkedahl |
Leo
|
 | Greg Germann |
Peter Penny
|
synopsis
The film starts with James King (Will Ferrell) crying hysterically.
One month earlier.
James was an extremely wealthy hedgeFUND
manager, engaged to his gorgeous gold-digging fiancee Alissa (Alison Brie). His car washer, Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart) is a married to Rita (Edwina Findley Dickerson) and trying to put their daughter Makayla (Ariana Neal) in a better school away from the bad neighborhood they live in.
James meets Darnell when the latter accidentally frightens James in the parking lot because he assumed Darnell was going to rob him, when he just wanted to give him his keys. James makes a speech about how he got to his success, and to inspire Darnell to go for his. He pulls out a big wad ofCASH, only to pull out two singles as a "tip" for Darnell.
Alissa hosts an engagement party for herself and James. She gives him an electric guitar as a gift, and she invites John Mayer up onstage to perform. James performs alongside Mayer momentarily until the cops storm in and arrest James for fraud and embezzlement.
James's lawyer Peter Penny (Greg Germann) urges James to go for a guilty plea, but he refuses and insists that he will be exonerated. Instead, everybody thatLOST MONEY in the embezzlement scheme is out for James's head. The judge finds him guilty and sentences James to ten years at San Quentin, with only 30 days to get his affairs in order. His assets are frozen and he is placed under house arrest. He cuts off the ankle bracelet and tries to flee the country. He drives to a country club to get Alissa to go with him, but she says she has left him and decided to move on. The police then show up and get James. James asks his boss and Alissa's father Martin (Craig T. Nelson) for help.
James encounters Darnell once more in the parking lot, expressing his fears over going to prison. He asks Darnell how he managed in prison, simply assuming he was incarcerated because he is black. An outraged Darnell reminds James that he will most likely be made somebody's bitch once he gets to prison. With that in mind, James begs Darnell to teach him how to toughen up if he wants to survive in prison. Darnell demands payment in the form of $30,000. James agrees to this.
Darnell, who has little idea of how to act tough himself (he gets smacked after calling Rita a bitch), tries to put on a facade of his own to convince James that he can show him how to prepare himself. He calls up his cousin that did go to prison and asks him what went down. To start his "training", Darnell pepper-sprays James upon arriving to his home. He tries to get James to become intimidating with his "mad dog" face, but James can only "sad dog" it.
Darnell tests James in fighting back by creating scenarios in which he must defend himself. He makes James pick fights at the park, only for James to get his ass kicked multiple times. James gets in touch with Martin and says he's getting help. Martin, who is the actual crook, thinks James is onto him and orders his lawyer and a hired gun named Gayle (Paul Ben-Victor) to take care ofBUSINESS.
With little time left and even less improvement, Darnell figures that James has to learn how to perform oral sex in prison. They go to a gay hook-up spot for James to find a man to suck off. He can't go through with it and tells Darnell (in front of the other curious and interested gay men) that he will keep going and do whatever it takes to get hard. They leave as the men applaud them.
James starts to work out harder and faster. He starts to make shivs just in case, and he keeps one in his anus just in case. Darnell simulates a prison raid with the help acting as inmates. In the chaos, James gets a shiv stuck in his head. Darnell drives James to his home for Rita to get the shiv out. He has dinner and listens to Darnell make up a story of how he went to prison (he just retells "Boyz N The Hood"). Rita asks Darnell why he can't just find the real criminal to help James.
Mere days before his incarceration, James and Darnell resolve for James to join a local gang, the Crenshaw Kings, to protect him in prison. James dresses in a ridiculous outfit that gets unwanted attention. Darnell's cousin Russell (T.I.) runs the gang and isn't convinced that James can pay him and knows that Darnell is lying about prison. James does help the gang gain interest in finance andSTOCKS.
Darnell drives James to a bar where the Allegiance of Whites gang is. James is unable to be a convincing racist, leading the white supremacists to think he's a cop. They nearly burn his face with a motorcycle tire until Darnell rescues him by bursting in with a flamethrower.
Darnell realizes James is innocent and they conclude that Martin is the crook. They sneak into his home and find the embezzlement records on Martin's old computer. Unfortunately, Gayle finds them and takes the computer back after telling James that Darnell has a clean record and never actually went to prison. James feels betrayed and leaves the garage.
James returns to the Crenshaw Kings with the intention of joining. For his initiation, they want him to kill someone. Darnell arrives in time to stop him and convince him to catch Martin and expose him.
The two find Martin's yacht and sneak on board. They grab the computer, only to come across Gayle and more hitmen. James unleashes a series of capoeira moves on the goons whole Darnell protects the computer. Martin comes out and confesses to the crime, while Alissa steps out and admits that she got in on the scheme. The guys try to get out on the life raft until Gayle shoots it out. James pulls out a gun he kept in his ass and aims it at Gayle until the cops show up just in time.
Martin, Gayle, and Peter Penny are all arrested. James is arrested for stupidly pulling out the concealed weapon, but he only serves six months. He helps the police return the stolenMONEY AND decides to give Darnell money to expand his car wash business. In the final scene, after the six months are up, Darnell goes to pick James up from prison.
One month earlier.
James was an extremely wealthy hedgeFUND
manager, engaged to his gorgeous gold-digging fiancee Alissa (Alison Brie). His car washer, Darnell Lewis (Kevin Hart) is a married to Rita (Edwina Findley Dickerson) and trying to put their daughter Makayla (Ariana Neal) in a better school away from the bad neighborhood they live in.James meets Darnell when the latter accidentally frightens James in the parking lot because he assumed Darnell was going to rob him, when he just wanted to give him his keys. James makes a speech about how he got to his success, and to inspire Darnell to go for his. He pulls out a big wad ofCASH
, only to pull out two singles as a "tip" for Darnell.Alissa hosts an engagement party for herself and James. She gives him an electric guitar as a gift, and she invites John Mayer up onstage to perform. James performs alongside Mayer momentarily until the cops storm in and arrest James for fraud and embezzlement.
James's lawyer Peter Penny (Greg Germann) urges James to go for a guilty plea, but he refuses and insists that he will be exonerated. Instead, everybody thatLOST MONEY
in the embezzlement scheme is out for James's head. The judge finds him guilty and sentences James to ten years at San Quentin, with only 30 days to get his affairs in order. His assets are frozen and he is placed under house arrest. He cuts off the ankle bracelet and tries to flee the country. He drives to a country club to get Alissa to go with him, but she says she has left him and decided to move on. The police then show up and get James. James asks his boss and Alissa's father Martin (Craig T. Nelson) for help.James encounters Darnell once more in the parking lot, expressing his fears over going to prison. He asks Darnell how he managed in prison, simply assuming he was incarcerated because he is black. An outraged Darnell reminds James that he will most likely be made somebody's bitch once he gets to prison. With that in mind, James begs Darnell to teach him how to toughen up if he wants to survive in prison. Darnell demands payment in the form of $30,000. James agrees to this.
Darnell, who has little idea of how to act tough himself (he gets smacked after calling Rita a bitch), tries to put on a facade of his own to convince James that he can show him how to prepare himself. He calls up his cousin that did go to prison and asks him what went down. To start his "training", Darnell pepper-sprays James upon arriving to his home. He tries to get James to become intimidating with his "mad dog" face, but James can only "sad dog" it.
Darnell tests James in fighting back by creating scenarios in which he must defend himself. He makes James pick fights at the park, only for James to get his ass kicked multiple times. James gets in touch with Martin and says he's getting help. Martin, who is the actual crook, thinks James is onto him and orders his lawyer and a hired gun named Gayle (Paul Ben-Victor) to take care ofBUSINESS
.With little time left and even less improvement, Darnell figures that James has to learn how to perform oral sex in prison. They go to a gay hook-up spot for James to find a man to suck off. He can't go through with it and tells Darnell (in front of the other curious and interested gay men) that he will keep going and do whatever it takes to get hard. They leave as the men applaud them.
James starts to work out harder and faster. He starts to make shivs just in case, and he keeps one in his anus just in case. Darnell simulates a prison raid with the help acting as inmates. In the chaos, James gets a shiv stuck in his head. Darnell drives James to his home for Rita to get the shiv out. He has dinner and listens to Darnell make up a story of how he went to prison (he just retells "Boyz N The Hood"). Rita asks Darnell why he can't just find the real criminal to help James.
Mere days before his incarceration, James and Darnell resolve for James to join a local gang, the Crenshaw Kings, to protect him in prison. James dresses in a ridiculous outfit that gets unwanted attention. Darnell's cousin Russell (T.I.) runs the gang and isn't convinced that James can pay him and knows that Darnell is lying about prison. James does help the gang gain interest in finance andSTOCKS
.Darnell drives James to a bar where the Allegiance of Whites gang is. James is unable to be a convincing racist, leading the white supremacists to think he's a cop. They nearly burn his face with a motorcycle tire until Darnell rescues him by bursting in with a flamethrower.
Darnell realizes James is innocent and they conclude that Martin is the crook. They sneak into his home and find the embezzlement records on Martin's old computer. Unfortunately, Gayle finds them and takes the computer back after telling James that Darnell has a clean record and never actually went to prison. James feels betrayed and leaves the garage.
James returns to the Crenshaw Kings with the intention of joining. For his initiation, they want him to kill someone. Darnell arrives in time to stop him and convince him to catch Martin and expose him.
The two find Martin's yacht and sneak on board. They grab the computer, only to come across Gayle and more hitmen. James unleashes a series of capoeira moves on the goons whole Darnell protects the computer. Martin comes out and confesses to the crime, while Alissa steps out and admits that she got in on the scheme. The guys try to get out on the life raft until Gayle shoots it out. James pulls out a gun he kept in his ass and aims it at Gayle until the cops show up just in time.
Martin, Gayle, and Peter Penny are all arrested. James is arrested for stupidly pulling out the concealed weapon, but he only serves six months. He helps the police return the stolenMONEY AND
decides to give Darnell money to expand his car wash business. In the final scene, after the six months are up, Darnell goes to pick James up from prison.
get hard is a film that stars will ferrel and kevin hart who are main stream stand up comedians.get hard will bring both kevin hart's and will ferrel's fans together also maybe other comedians aswell whereas the movie is very funny with much humour and its a great film to bring both family and friends together.
trailer:
posters:
this poster seems interesting because it shows upper class man learning how become rough and macho by the help of a friend which is something we don't see every day so this would be interesting to watch
http://gethardmovie.com/#/ - the website is pretty basic with the trailer in the background
Thursday, 5 March 2015
Friday, 13 February 2015
remakes
films:remakes
Robocop:
Robocop:
personally i think the first robocop was very entertaining and filled with action.the story plot is very interesting also emotive at the same time .a cop was taken away from his family and turned into a crimefighting machine which made a lot of people angry including dirty cops whereas his family was left neglected with no man in the house.by watching robocop (1987) we can tell its a film that was made a long time ago even though a lot of technology was shown in the movie also by lookng on the graphics .from the audience's point of veiw i would of been satisfied with this film but a re-make would be very interesting .
robocop (2014) it very fresh and filled with new ideas and actors/characters also very exciting .robocop(2014) is a re-make off the orignal robocop that was made in 1987.robocop has a very similar story plot where a man is turned into crime fightimg machine with the hunger of revenge.coming from a veiwers point of veiw i think robocop(2014) is better because its been improved with better graphics,more interesting story plot,
django:
personally i dont like django reinharht i think graphics was very poor and i found it boring but then again the story is interesting.this film wouldnt attract a young person's attention .A re-make of this movie would definitely be nice because there is a lot that could be improved .better soundtracks could have been chosen, more actors could have been used ,graphics could be improved a bit etc.
django unchained is a very good film ,its very intersting and entertaining .its very interesting because it portrayed what happened back in the day when slavery existed what makes it even interesting is the clu-clux-clan and cowboy theme was involved in the film.this is a very good way of explaining history to young people because the message is very strong .better soundtracks was used such as (rick ross-coffens) which spiced spiced it up a lttle because who though such recent track would be used in a movie that is meant to be back in the 1800's .Aslo i loved the graphics i think its a big improvement from the last django that was made also the story plot was alot more interesting .
world's famous sc-fi/thriller/adventure/action god zilla .first of all the graphics is very poor and the movie seems un-realistic.back in the 1980's this movie would of been interesting to watch because the story plot is very interesting and emotional ,maybe now and then gets your adrenaline going because of the booms and bangs involved.apart from the graphics i think godzilla (1985) is very good movie .
Thursday, 8 January 2015
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